“Where I get young, innocent boys to talk, sing and DANCE FOR ME.

AHAHAHAHA.”

spaggel

“you know, sometimes it seems like spags drinks EVERY EVENING SHE CAN. you think I'm being sarcastic and well -- no, I'm not being sarcastic, we are lushes in training! however, I am not in this phone post because I was home NOT DRINKING, and the world was sad.

anyway. spags drinks; goes to a costume party; sings; tries to find a ride home. adorableness ensuses. also: DRUNKENNESS.”

kickthebeat

“again, spags' managers HATE HER WITH A FIERY PASSION as she phone-posts from an early morning drive to work for a management team meeting. waking up early causes her to do strange things, like shave only one leg, and make inappropriate beaver jokes! (well, sorta.) she also mentions one of the strangest websites on the internets: www.boytaur.com (she was linked to it last night by yours truly and oh, much fun was had). you should all take a look, it's like a guaranteed good time.

finally, after much delightful, throaty rambling, she realizes that perhaps four and a half minutes phone posts in traffic are not the best idea. I wonder, why does she never worry about that when she calls me on her way home from work at night? but then I remember: spags works NIGHTS, when there is LESS TRAFFIC. and also less sunlight. I wish her managers would remember that as well.”

kickthebeat

“spags should never wake up before 1000am again because clearly, she is some kind of throaty crazy zombie person. also, she hates mornings, and her boss. I HATE HIM TOO, THAT FUCKER! though I just realized that at the time she was posting this, I had already been at work for FIVE FUCKING HOURS. 900AM IS NOT THAT EARLY, IN ALL HONESTY.

anyway. spags is going to do the fanart100 thing! hurray for that, even though it'll make her crazy. it is guaranteed there will be tears and/or booze involved. PERHAPS BOTH, IF YOU ARE LUCKY. and she loves me most. because I SMACK HER WITH MY PIMP COCK, BITCHES. really. she likes that sort of thing! I do it because I care.”

kickthebeat