OKAY THIS IS SO PRU'S FUCKING FAULT. Based of off Drastically Redefining Protocol Where Merlin cannot SHUT UP ABOUT RAPING NINJAS.

( Yeah, not work safe AT ALL )

DISCUSS WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON.

Because rageprufrock keeps talking about chubby-mcchubberkins in Drastically Redefining Protocol. I had to do this, I HAD TOO D:

TO QUOTE:

Here, Merlin threw a wadded up sock at him from his strategic position near all the abandoned clothing and shouted, “So you can go outside and do things like a normal person, you horrid prat! And no one will chase you around with cameras or speculate on whether or not you’ve gone fat again!”

( “It was a childhood phase,” Arthur snapped, and blushing, he said, “Fine.” )

It would have never happened if not for rageprufrock. No. Really, I would have lived my whole life without this show and I don't know if that would be for the better.

I give you Merlin Art. Based off of Pru's Drastically Redefining Protocol. An AU in which Merlin works in a Hospital and gets into loads of trouble and Arthur is still a Prince and and Ass. Nothing changed, really. Except he would wear cute blue prince shorts. D:

( I'll have you know I'm at the height of fashion )

please ignore the subject line :|

Based on rageprufrocks fic The Atlantis Local Stitch'n'Bitch Chapter, which if you haven't read yet, DO IT NOW.

( no shame here )

In other news, please go look at onthecontrary's new layout. alsdkjs It's Emo-Mc-Emo Rodney layout of the hieghtest degree <3<3<3