No homogeneous bland day for me, no!
Bad - no central heating this morning
Good - Spawn #2's report card came in the post and it's the best report card I've ever seen in my life. They're graded 1 - 6, 1 being extra-awesome and 6 being 'that child shall hang!' It was pretty much a sheet of paper covered in ones. I think she got an upper 2 in one class because her homework was late once, but apart from that - she's scoring as awesome in everything. I bought her new jeans and inappropriate shoes as a reward.
Bad - I have put back on every single pound I lost over the summer. And I've lost what little muscle tone I had. Fat and flabby - not cute.
Good - I have two episodes of my favourite shows waiting to be watched on the media tank, and a movie I've been wanting to see forever was on sale in Asda :)
Bad - the scanners at work hate me. I can't use the little one because it runs off the terminal server, and the terminal server can never find my profile. My profile is apparently some kind of mystical being which can only be found if you're not looking for it. If I want to use the little scanner, I have to use someone else's log in details, and I'm not supposed to know anyone else's password. *ahem* So I have to use the big scanner. All I needed to do was scan in a glossy 5 x 7 photograph. Would it let me? HELL NO. Not only did it refuse to scan, it then scanned but cropped the image oddly, then scanned but did a whole 'you don't really want the sky to be blue, right?' thing, and the whole time it kept giving me an electric shock when I pressed the area on the touchscreen to set the file type. Me - I don't want a .tiff, I want a .pdf. Scanner - sure, here's the menu. Me - thanks. Scanner - *bzzzt* Me - MOTHERFUCKER!!! I ended up wearing a green rubber thimblette as protection, but it was too late: the tip of my right middle finger hurts in a cell damage kind of way.
Good - I had Sag Aloo for dinner. How does the not-so-local Indian restaurant make something as simple as spinach and potatoes taste so good? Sorcery! It has to be. I'm just at the perfectly full stage, when all is right with the world, and a nice long belch is almost as good as an orgasm.
Bad - no central heating this morning
Good - Spawn #2's report card came in the post and it's the best report card I've ever seen in my life. They're graded 1 - 6, 1 being extra-awesome and 6 being 'that child shall hang!' It was pretty much a sheet of paper covered in ones. I think she got an upper 2 in one class because her homework was late once, but apart from that - she's scoring as awesome in everything. I bought her new jeans and inappropriate shoes as a reward.
Bad - I have put back on every single pound I lost over the summer. And I've lost what little muscle tone I had. Fat and flabby - not cute.
Good - I have two episodes of my favourite shows waiting to be watched on the media tank, and a movie I've been wanting to see forever was on sale in Asda :)
Bad - the scanners at work hate me. I can't use the little one because it runs off the terminal server, and the terminal server can never find my profile. My profile is apparently some kind of mystical being which can only be found if you're not looking for it. If I want to use the little scanner, I have to use someone else's log in details, and I'm not supposed to know anyone else's password. *ahem* So I have to use the big scanner. All I needed to do was scan in a glossy 5 x 7 photograph. Would it let me? HELL NO. Not only did it refuse to scan, it then scanned but cropped the image oddly, then scanned but did a whole 'you don't really want the sky to be blue, right?' thing, and the whole time it kept giving me an electric shock when I pressed the area on the touchscreen to set the file type. Me - I don't want a .tiff, I want a .pdf. Scanner - sure, here's the menu. Me - thanks. Scanner - *bzzzt* Me - MOTHERFUCKER!!! I ended up wearing a green rubber thimblette as protection, but it was too late: the tip of my right middle finger hurts in a cell damage kind of way.
Good - I had Sag Aloo for dinner. How does the not-so-local Indian restaurant make something as simple as spinach and potatoes taste so good? Sorcery! It has to be. I'm just at the perfectly full stage, when all is right with the world, and a nice long belch is almost as good as an orgasm.
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Pursuant to yesterday's post on Remembrance Day, here are ( a couple of photos from the day: )
We've made some additions and improvements to Notes!
The Notes feature has been added to two action-taking pages:
Other changes:
The Notes feature has been added to two action-taking pages:
- You can now add a Note directly on the Add a friend page - handy if you'd like to mark down where you met them or another name you know them by!
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shootingstars88: Awakening - Arthur/Gwen (G; 2799 words)
A post-ep for 2X07. Gwen worries, and wonders why. - [S]
leandergasped: Jackanory - Merlin/Arthur (NC17; 750 words)
Merlin reads Arthur a lovely story. - [S]
keeperofdestiny: The Lord of Shalott - Merlin/Arthur (PG; 1226 words)
Merlin was always alone, always content in his room, and fearful of the Curse should he ever go to Camelot.... - [S]
bedofpearls: Stay - Merlin/Arthur (PG; 1701 words)
Merlin is in trouble and Arthur rushes in to find his manservant inconscious with crackles of magic in the air.... - [S]
mithrel: In the Cold Light of Day - Merlin/Arthur (NC17; 2672 words)
The morning after the confession. Sequel to my fic In Vino…Something or Other. - [S]
bedofpearls: The Hardest Decision - Merlin/Arthur (PG13; 4723 words)
The puzzle pieces begin to fit and Arthur is forced to come to terms with the fact that Merlin is... - [S]
vicky_v: Lion's Den (R; 1,102 words)
While Kanen can appreciate the type of man Myror is, he's still only human. - [G]
oldwickedsongs: An Offering of Nothing (G; 689 words)
The night before he is set to burn, Gaius receives a visitor. - [H S]
twisting_fate9: Payback - Uther/Troll, Merlin/Arthur (PG13; 500 words)
IDEK. MERLIN DOES SOMETHING WRONG AND ARTHUR DOES SOMETHING MEAN. Sort of AU. Season 2 episode 6, Katrina is troll!queen... - [RPF]
likethesunset: Friction - Colin/Bradley (NC17; 3,671 Words)
Bradley likes to unwind from a hard day of filming by fucking. Colin likes to unwind by sleeping. Complications ensue.
Fanfic WIP
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purpleradish: "Don't break my heart, all I'll do is just lose the pieces." - Merlin/Arthur (PG; 400 words)
You know that Friends episode in which Rachel, Joey and Phoebe try to get the truth out of Chandler about... - [S]
arthur_dracula: For You Only 3/? - Merlin/Arthur (PG13; 1323 words)
Merlin knew exactly why he did what he did for Arthur. It was because he loved Arthur. - [S]
et_cetera55: Your Destiny or Your Magic - Chapter 2 - Merlin/Arthur (PG; 1458 words)
Merlin loses himself to his magic – can Arthur bring the boy he once knew back? - [S]
nyxelestia: Burning the Darkness, Chapter 02: The Scorpion and The Fox - Merlin/Arthur (NC17; 1873 words)
Merlin left Ealdor for a reason. And that reason's back, in Camelot. Now he has to hide his past and... - [S]
nyxelestia: Lineage, Chapter 01: A Season's Pass - Merlin/Arthur (PG13; 5890 words)
Thanks to his magic, Merlin always knew he had a weird heritage that his mother did not liking talking about.... - [H S]
ladyreapermc: The Boy Next Door Updates 105-110 - Merlin/Arthur (PG; erlin is a happy sixteen years old girl who happens to remember that she was once the greatest (MALE) wizard in the world who served King Arthur. If that wasn't bad enough, said King, or better, his reincarnation, moves next door. Trouble ensues.)
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My boss has asked me to become the official twitterer...tweeter...twit...person who updates Twitter for our store, despite my having no experience with Twitter whatsoever besides stalking Misha Collins. So to prevent my embarrassing myself hugely and getting fired, I set up a Twitter account for myself to experiment on. (I immediately embarrassed myself less hugely by misusing the @ sign. Oops.) Since it's OUT THERE IN THE WORLD NOW, I suspect I will update it occasionally. Please come follow me so I can feel less like I am talking to myself? I would be eager to return the favor. This is, after all, very srs bsns. FOR WORK.
C'est moi, although I'm sure you could have figured that out.
ETA: Those of you who are Twitter-enabled, if you could do me an extra super big favor and reply to the latest tweet on @dieselbookstore, I would be obscenely grateful. Then my boss will know I'm earning my keep! (If you want to follow the store, too, that would additionally be awesome.)
C'est moi, although I'm sure you could have figured that out.
ETA: Those of you who are Twitter-enabled, if you could do me an extra super big favor and reply to the latest tweet on @dieselbookstore, I would be obscenely grateful. Then my boss will know I'm earning my keep! (If you want to follow the store, too, that would additionally be awesome.)
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goofy - Listen:Neko Case, "Deep Red Bells"
Okay, one more time! :P
I just had a thought: It would be entirely possible to have Star Trek Voyager x-over with SG-1! In particular I am looking for angsty episode fics where a Voy episode is re-created using the SG-1 team instead of Voyager. It would be cool if SG-1 ended up on a planet from the Voyager series, and one of my fav. Voyager eps was Course Oblivion, so if there was a Jack/Daniel fic based on that episode, that would make my day! :) I would be surprised if there were no SG-1/Voyager fics!
I just had a thought: It would be entirely possible to have Star Trek Voyager x-over with SG-1! In particular I am looking for angsty episode fics where a Voy episode is re-created using the SG-1 team instead of Voyager. It would be cool if SG-1 ended up on a planet from the Voyager series, and one of my fav. Voyager eps was Course Oblivion, so if there was a Jack/Daniel fic based on that episode, that would make my day! :) I would be surprised if there were no SG-1/Voyager fics!
I am looking for any Sentinel/SG-1 SLASH Crossovers where it's Jack/Blair and Jim/Daniel (maybe just them switching partners for one time), my only squicks are Mpreg and Het. Bring on the links! :D
- @david_a_slade twitpic.com/p5no1 - He did an awesome job in Bang, Bang You're Dead. #
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- 10:10 @tabbycat6380 I want to quit sometimes. #
- 10:16 Meeting over, confidence intact, lip ring salvaged. #
- 16:05 @FyrDrakken That makes sense, but still makes me sad. #
- 17:54 Mike is drunk and rolling change. "I just made ten dollars!" "Honey, it was ten dollars before you rolled it." #
- 19:14 @jencendiary I have a few old ones of him being drunk and stupid on my YouTube www.youtube.com/valeriezl #
- 19:15 @ryanncoverrr Okay! So far he's only been opposed to threesomes with prostitutes, so he might be okay with it without prostitutes! #
- 20:34 @ryanncoverrr Actually, it's hotter if you're not kidding :) #
- 20:52 @ryanncoverrr I love your walls too! #
- 20:53 @ryanncoverrr Honestly, my husband is too religious for threesomes. Luckily, I am not religious at all :D #
Continuing my trend of only writing in fandoms with twelve or fewer members, I've posted a new story to my website, based on Georgette Heyer's novel The Foundling.
Natural
Gilly/Gideon -- NC-17 -- 3,300 words
Once again, Gilly fixes everything.
Warnings, if any (highlight to read): No particular warning.
Thanks to
astolat and Tradescant for beta.
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Natural
Gilly/Gideon -- NC-17 -- 3,300 words
Once again, Gilly fixes everything.
Warnings, if any (highlight to read): No particular warning.
Thanks to
This entry was originally posted at http://resonant.dreamwidth.org/200102.ht
Title: Asunder, pt 5/?
Rating: R, for embarrassing childhood stories
Stummary: ( In which Jo gets medieval with a staple gun, Cas really should have known better, and everybody is totally unsubtle. )
AHAHAHA. THAT'S RIGHT, NANO. I BREAK FREE FROM THE SHACKLES OF YOUR TYRANNY.
No but seriously, I have to stop cheating. NO MORE.
Anyway, word count as of right now on that --
21065 / 50000 words. 42% done!
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Rating: R, for embarrassing childhood stories
Stummary: ( In which Jo gets medieval with a staple gun, Cas really should have known better, and everybody is totally unsubtle. )
AHAHAHA. THAT'S RIGHT, NANO. I BREAK FREE FROM THE SHACKLES OF YOUR TYRANNY.
No but seriously, I have to stop cheating. NO MORE.
Anyway, word count as of right now on that --
This entry was originally posted at http://rageprufrock.dreamwidth.org/21251.h
Ok, two things really. One is finding the fic, the second is finding out if its still WIP or if the author intends to finish it.
First, the fic. Its an SG1/Anita Blake crossover. Jack is a werewolf alpha and Daniel is his Lupar. Richard attempts to rape Daniel in a bar of all places and Jack is seriously not a happy puppy (pun intended). I think I found the link from this jouranl, but I'm damned if I can find it again.
Anyone got better Googlefu than me (and, really, that isn't difficult)?
Thanks
First, the fic. Its an SG1/Anita Blake crossover. Jack is a werewolf alpha and Daniel is his Lupar. Richard attempts to rape Daniel in a bar of all places and Jack is seriously not a happy puppy (pun intended). I think I found the link from this jouranl, but I'm damned if I can find it again.
Anyone got better Googlefu than me (and, really, that isn't difficult)?
Thanks
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In other news, so I ended up writing an alternate ending for In Writing, haha -- it splits off where Adam comes home and is 100000% more cracktastic:
( In Writing alternate ending, adult, explicit )
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Stolen from
sf_drama, but seriously, people, some of you read this and didn't tell us?
The New York Times would like us to know groundhog day could be nigh.
First, a speculated bird breaks the instrument of our eventual doom, now, we could finally live out all those fanfic and really know how Bill Murray felt.
So, anyone see any blue police boxes hanging about? You know, in case we inadvertently tear a hole in space and time. I'll be frank here; if you cannot keep a bird from breaking your equipment--a bird for the love of God--I am not certain you should be playing with the fabric of reality willy-nilly, mmmkay? Just a thought.
The New York Times would like us to know groundhog day could be nigh.
A pair of otherwise distinguished physicists have suggested that the hypothesized Higgs boson, which physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be so abhorrent to nature that its creation would ripple backward through time and stop the collider before it could make one, like a time traveler who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.
First, a speculated bird breaks the instrument of our eventual doom, now, we could finally live out all those fanfic and really know how Bill Murray felt.
So, anyone see any blue police boxes hanging about? You know, in case we inadvertently tear a hole in space and time. I'll be frank here; if you cannot keep a bird from breaking your equipment--a bird for the love of God--I am not certain you should be playing with the fabric of reality willy-nilly, mmmkay? Just a thought.
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As I said in my previous post...I am a returning member to this fandom. Part of the reason for my return is my interest in finding and rereading some of the stories that I read when I was first around.
One of those stories, the name and author (and most of the plot?) I have forgotten, features Jack and Daniel getting caught/kindapped/stuck in some kind of alien zoo of sorts, I think they end up figuring out. There is some sort of weird light/sound thing that happens every so often and that makes them have to masturbate to relieve themselves...which eventually leads to two to having sex (I think). Presumably they escape or are rescued, but I don't remember much else.
It is also important to say that this story is very likely several years old minimum as it's been about that long since I've been in the fandom.
any help anyone could offer would be much appreciated.
One of those stories, the name and author (and most of the plot?) I have forgotten, features Jack and Daniel getting caught/kindapped/stuck in some kind of alien zoo of sorts, I think they end up figuring out. There is some sort of weird light/sound thing that happens every so often and that makes them have to masturbate to relieve themselves...which eventually leads to two to having sex (I think). Presumably they escape or are rescued, but I don't remember much else.
It is also important to say that this story is very likely several years old minimum as it's been about that long since I've been in the fandom.
any help anyone could offer would be much appreciated.
Eeee, my first Yuletide letter! \o/ Thank you to whoever ends up getting one of my requests, and please remember in advance that I'll be grateful for *any* fic in these fandoms. These are merely suggestions. :)
( Bon Cop Bad Cop )
( Guadalcanal Diary )
( Stalag 17 )
( I Spy )
In sum: YAY!
( Bon Cop Bad Cop )
( Guadalcanal Diary )
( Stalag 17 )
( I Spy )
In sum: YAY!
Went up to the Citadel today and took some pictures of the ceremonies there. Will post those probably tomorrow, but for today, ( a poem: )